The 'FICTITIOUS' side of KKETAN

1) If I have to sing a song each to Madhuri, Kajol, Raveena, Juhi & Manisha, it would be like this:
To Madhuri - 'Tera mujhse hai pehle ka nata koi, yuhi nahi dil lubhata koi.......'
To Kajol - 'Deewana hua main deewana, meri jaan tere ishq mein...', but she will disappoint me with - 'Mera bas mera hai Ajay'. :-)
To Juhi - What else but 'Jai Jai Shiv Shankar'.
To Raveena - 'Koi jab tumhara hriday tod de, Tadapta hua jab koi chhod de....'
To Manisha - 'Nana karte pyar tumhi se kar baithe..'

2) If I would been driving down a road & Sharon Stone ask me for a lift, I would sing 'Aaja meri gaddi me baith ja....' to her. Once she is inside the car, I will ask her to teach me her Basics Instantly.

3) If Demi Moore asks me to do a strip tease for her - I will tell her, 'You lazy bum, you do it, you were paid for it'.

4) If I was to be a woman, then I would be Dolly Parton, then I would bust any guy who try to get close to me.

5)I am built like Silvester Stallon & I look like Mel Gibson. I am pretty bright, my brain is like Einstein's.

The 'FICTITIOUS' side of KKETAN