• I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
• I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
• Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
• If I throw a stick, will you leave?
• Does your train of thought have a caboose?
• Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
• Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
• Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
• See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
• Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
• A woman's favorite position is CEO.
• I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
• A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
• Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
• Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1?
• I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
• Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
• Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
• Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
• Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
• Never trust a dog to watch your food.
• Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
• If At First You Don't Succeed, Blame Someone Else And SeekCounseling.
• You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
• I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
• Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
• If I throw a stick, will you leave?
• Does your train of thought have a caboose?
• Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
• Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
• Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
• See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
• Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
• A woman's favorite position is CEO.
• I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
• A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
• Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
• Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1?
• I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
• Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
• Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
• Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
• Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
• Never trust a dog to watch your food.
• Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
• If At First You Don't Succeed, Blame Someone Else And SeekCounseling.
• You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
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