1) Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, & a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
2) Marriage are made in heaven. But so again, are thunders & lightning.
3) One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.
4) It's what people dont know about each other that makes them such a good friends.
5) If you can't get a lawyer who knows the law, get one who knows the judges.
6) A man owes his success to his first wife, & his second wife to his success.
7) I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
8) A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
9) I'm an excellent housekeeper. Everytime I get divorce, I keep the house.
10) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
11) Marriage is like a cage, those outside are desparate to get in, & those inside desperate to get out.
12) By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. & that is a good thing for any man.
13) Marriage is when a man & woman becomes one; the problem starts when they try to decide which one.
14) Before marriage a man yearns for the woman he loves, after marriage, the Y becomes silent.
15) Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.
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